iamfamousmakky:
Dr Cox could still out trash talk both The Rock and Cena
cheeredheel:
Act 1
“Internet Champion” (Zack Ryder)
“Give Me A Chance, Bro” (Zack Ryder, John Laurinaitis)
“Hash Tag Heel” (Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero)
“Thank You, Hugh Jackman” (Zack Ryder, Hugh Jackman, Dolph Ziggler)
“I Got Your Back, Bro” (John Cena, Zack Ryder)
Act 2
“Are You Serious, Bro?”…
Reblogging myself to announce to everyone that Act 4 will start with the number I like to call “Skank Juice (Broskis Before Hoeskis)” and will be performed by John Cena and Eve, featuring guest vocals from The Bella Twins.
Zack Ryder: A Broski Musical
Act 1
“Internet Champion” (Zack Ryder)
“Give Me A Chance, Bro” (Zack Ryder, John Laurinaitis)
“Hash Tag Heel” (Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero)
“Thank You, Hugh Jackman” (Zack Ryder, Hugh Jackman, Dolph Ziggler)
“I Got Your Back, Bro” (John Cena, Zack Ryder)
Act 2
“Are You Serious, Bro?” (Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger, Dolph Ziggler, John Cena)
“You Suck” (The Miz, R-Truth)
“Test of Friendship/Are You Serious, Bro? (Reprise)” (Zack Ryder, John Cena, Dolph Ziggler)
“I Got Your Back, Bro (Reprise)” (Zack Ryder, John Cena, Mark Henry, Nicki Minaj)
“Training Montage” (Instrumental)
“The Final Showdown” (Zack Ryder, Dolph Ziggler, Vickie Guerrero, Zack Ryder’s Dad)
Act 3
“She’s So Pretty, Bro” (Zack Ryder)
“Hate Be Risin’ ” (Kane, Kanye West)
“I Got Your Back, Bro (Second Reprise)” (Zack Ryder Solo)
“Physio Sucks, Bro” (Zack Ryder, John Cena, Eve)
“Embrace The Hate” (Kane, Jack Swagger, John Cena, Zack Ryder)
“Highway To Hell” (Kane, AC/DC)
“It’s Getting Worse, Bro” (Instrumental Montage)
“Safe From Harm” (Eve, John Cena)
“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, BRO?” (Zack Ryder, John Cena)
“Hoeski Of The Week” (Zack Ryder, Eve, Bruno Mars)
“Broski Slap” (John Cena, Zack Ryder)
“Rollin’ In The Deep” (Adele)
Act 4 coming soon.
WWE Bios: John Cena
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred” — unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Cena has never forgotten his roots. In fact, remembering where he came from has helped him evolve into the man he is today: A well-versed hip-hop artist, a successful movie star and a blue-collared Superstar who’s always ready to fight. He leads his WWE fan-based army into battle with the mission statement he’s been down with since day one: Hustle, loyalty and respect.
Honestly don’t care that it’s shit quality
I’ve never seen this gif so I made it
I needed it in my life (by which I mean on my Tumblr)
