“I wanted to come out here and break the silence that’s been surrounding me for the past week. I want to start off by saying that I understand that straight-edge isn’t a concept that everybody gets. I’ve heard it my entire life. I’ve heard “It’s just one drink, Punk”, or “It’s just one cigarette,” you know, “what’s the big deal?” and I understand that. I see that point of view, but let me explain it to you like this. Straight-edge is a personal choice, and it wasn’t a choice made so I could fit in somewhere, it wasn’t a choice I made to be cool, because honestly, half my life it’s made me exactly the opposite of that. It wasn’t a choice I ever made to be trendy… it’s a choice I made because it’s exactly that. It’s a way of life. And I’ve come out here, time and time again and I’ve told you all exactly how proud I am to be straight-edge, but the reasons I am straight-edge is something that I’ve always held very close to the vest. It’s something that I’ve tried to keep private for a couple of reasons. The first one is I really don’t think it’s anyone else’s business. Number two, who really cares, right? Who cares why I’m straight-edge?”
CM Punk, Monday Night Raw 04.09.12
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this took so much longer than it should have.
Haha wow more notes than expected. I didn’t think so many people would even get it lol. For those of you that care, this was made on Photoshop using a real shot of CM Punk… with a hat, baggy shirt and goggles put over the top. It’s also a complete rip-off of an old Batman movie poster.
how did i not get notes on this
i remember this taking me ages because i was so bad at photoshop haha
CM Punk’s First WWE Pipebomb
During Vince’s hunt for his illegitimate son, CM Punk is suggested as the mystery offspring. However, after mocking his straight-edge lifestyle, Vince feels the wrath of Punk’s sharp wit. Filmed in 2007, this is often referred to as “CM Punk’s first pipebomb”.
Taken from this YouTube video.
WWE Bios: CM Punk
Luck is for losers, at least according to CM Punk. Even though his arm is literally tattooed with good-luck charms, Punk believes you make your own good fortune through hard work and intense preparation. After becoming the only multiple-time Straight Edge World Champion in WWE history, Punk set out to convert his fellow Superstars as well as members of the WWE Universe to his way of thinking. Through his use of persuasive arguments and keen intellect, “The Second City Savior” has acquired a devout following both in and out of the squared circle.
Best moment of the Royal Rumble 2012. John Laurinaitis completely misjudging where he was in the ring and doing the most unnecessary roll before eventually sliding out. Not great quality, but it was too hard trying to get the file size down.
Because CM Punk laughs at all inappropriate jokes, no matter how shocking, apparently.
“CLEARLY NOW THERE’S REALLY NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM KNOCKING YOUR TEETH OUT OF YOUR FACE!”
“STRAIGHT EDGE MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU!” ✘✘✘ LONG-HAIRED PUNK PHOTOSET
“The Return of Nexus”
Just something I experimented with last night when I realised how bored I was. Needless to say, my future does not lie in comic-making. However, if anyone has any ideas for other WWE-themed comic strips put them in my ask and I’ll see what I can do.
God I’m fucking lame. Click the photo on my blog for a better view.
i do shit things when i’m bored.
