“I wanted to come out here and break the silence that’s been surrounding me for the past week. I want to start off by saying that I understand that straight-edge isn’t a concept that everybody gets. I’ve heard it my entire life. I’ve heard “It’s just one drink, Punk”, or “It’s just one cigarette,” you know, “what’s the big deal?” and I understand that. I see that point of view, but let me explain it to you like this. Straight-edge is a personal choice, and it wasn’t a choice made so I could fit in somewhere, it wasn’t a choice I made to be cool, because honestly, half my life it’s made me exactly the opposite of that. It wasn’t a choice I ever made to be trendy… it’s a choice I made because it’s exactly that. It’s a way of life. And I’ve come out here, time and time again and I’ve told you all exactly how proud I am to be straight-edge, but the reasons I am straight-edge is something that I’ve always held very close to the vest. It’s something that I’ve tried to keep private for a couple of reasons. The first one is I really don’t think it’s anyone else’s business. Number two, who really cares, right? Who cares why I’m straight-edge?”
CM Punk, Monday Night Raw 04.09.12

this took so much longer than it should have.
Haha wow more notes than expected. I didn’t think so many people would even get it lol. For those of you that care, this was made on Photoshop using a real shot of CM Punk… with a hat, baggy shirt and goggles put over the top. It’s also a complete rip-off of an old Batman movie poster.
I don’t hate you Facebook, in fact I like you a lot more than most Sites on the web. Its this idea that you’re the Best, because you’re not, I’m the Best. I’ve been the best since I Joined This site and I’ve been vilified and hated ever since, because Tumblr saw something in me. Thats right I’m a Tumblr guy
Posting it as a link just to get some comments, so at least one of them sees it and has a good laugh at us. LOL
pahahaha, fangirls are gonna crey
Dear CM Punk fangirls,
Have a video of CM Punk crying over the fact that he’d just lost a hero that he never got to wrestle and pretend he’s crying over dying bunnies and comment on how much of a sensitive guy he is.
All my love.
I never intended to include Chris Brown’s name in one of my tweets to start some sort of a controversy or to gain publicity or anything like that, and now that he’s throwing accusations my way, like using steroids… I feel the need to reply. So please allow me to retort. I’m a lifelong, proud, drug free, straight edge individual, so Chris and I come from two completely different worlds. I don’t have a manager, I don’t have a bodyguard… I don’t need a bodyguard. I don’t have an assistant, I have no need for a PR to tell me what to tweet, or when to tweet. And I don’t hit women. Period. In my world, women are to be revered and respected. And I firmly believe that in this life, there are consequences and repercussions for people’s actions, and I don’t think Chris has payed for what he’s done. Picking up trash on the side of a highway does not make amends for repeatedly striking a woman in the face and sending her to a hospital. So, Chris wants to throw stones my way now and I say that’s fine, but put some gloves on and get in the ring. And I will choke you out, and I will make you feel as weak and as powerless and scared and alone as any woman who has had the misfortune of knowing a sad, cowardly little boy such as yourself, and all proceeds can go to a woman’s shelter of my choosing. If you want to pick up more trash on the side of the highway to make some amends, you should donate more time… maybe tell kids exactly what you did isn’t right. But I’m also a realist, and I know that none of these things will happen because Chris Brown isn’t a man and that’s fine. I just know that someday, somewhere, somehow, somebody will put Chris Brown exactly where he belongs, and it honestly doesn’t have to be me… I would just really like it to be.

Natalie is so badass. I wish I had a friend that would stick up for me and also be able to make cupcakes.
Oh, and for those who didn’t notice, Chris Brown deleted the tweet about CM Punk’s libido. Hmm.